Tue 28 Feb 06
Captaining England… The Joe Clark Way
As per what Damian wrote earlier about the unfortunate Brooklyn Beckham seeking homework help from his father, we get this masterpiece of deductive reasoning from Dad.
I will grant that Becks is likely unable to read Spanish newspapers, much less English ones. Still, has he so totally ignored world events over the past several years that he lacks even one clue as to what regime change means?
Well, here’s another brain-twister for Becks: in a vacuum, a feather and a dilettante captain handcuffed to a disgraced manager will plummet at the same speed. Even Brooklyn can figure that one out.
Paul Canniff
