Thu 23 Mar 06
FA Cup ThunderDome: Boro vs. Addicks
Two go in. One comes out. Nobody cares.
I hope for a Boro victory only because it might help stem the ceaseless tide of baseless claims of near-godlike powers attributed to Alan Curbishley.
UPDATE
Drawn 0-0, there will be a replay on April 12. At least tomorrow we learn who the winner will face in the semis. No word yet as to why, at the close of play, Curbs did not subsequently circle the planet fast enough to reverse time and help Darren Bent slide that hook in past Mark Schwarzer.
Paul Canniff













