More Footie, No CanCon

Actually there is a way to see Coca-Cola Championship matches in Canada.  Setanta has launched a broadband sports service that transmits matches live, as well as offering coverage of rugby and Gaelic sports.  The annual fee is US$119. And what a bonus:  the service is 100% Gerry Dobson-free! 

I’d prefer to see the matches on my home theatre screen but it’s nice to know that we have some means to bypass the godawful CRTC.  Apparently a few football matches pose some dire threat to their “iced hockey” industry.

Paul Canniff

Here come the Royals

Reading clinched automatic promotion to the Premiership, for the first time in club history, earlier today.

There’s quite a battle brewing for the final playoff spot between Preston North End, Wolves and Cardiff City.  Too bad we can’t see Division One “Championship” matches on Canadian television.  (If I were a programming director at Fox Sports World Canada, I’d figure there were enough Leeds, Southamption, Sheffield United and Wednesday fans to make it worthwhile, but I guess that’s why I’m not a programming director at Fox Sports World Canada.)

Damian P.

Dowd’s Dirty Derby Dozen

Well, it was another hard-fought Merseyside derby today, with ref Phil Dowd handing out 12 cards, including a second yellow for Stephen Gerrard and a red to Everton’s Andy van der Meyde for dangerous play. A disappointing day for Everton, playing up a man for almost an hour, but they never got anything going. The day started with disappointment (and a growing sense of doom) for me when I heard Mikel Arteta would not play due to injury.

Everton would have been happy with the first half, but then Phil Neville opened the scoring for Liverpool in first half injury time. Defending a corner at the near post, Neville started moving out to challenge but then moved back toward goal to follow the flight of the ball, trying to prevent it going past the front of goal. Unfortunately for Everton, his header went right in the net.

Everton started the second half with more weak defending - Gary Naysmith playing way too wide and allowing Luis Garcia lots of space; keeper Richard Wright came out to challenge when he should have stayed home and Garcia lobbed it in.

Tim Cahill made it interesting with his patented late-arrival header in the 61st minute, but Everton couldn’t find anything else.

Weak defending featured in Liverpool’s third goal, with Tony Hibbert giving Harry Kewell lots of space and time to blast another one by Wright.

The sad fact is that an Arteta-less Everton side look like they’re playing a man down already.

Crouch had, I think, a bit of a touch on one of Liverpool’s goals, but he didn’t look very special out there today. When he had any possession, he looked awful. Putting aside some James Beattie bias, I think I’d be taking Dean Ashton to Germany over Crouchie.

Mike Campbell

Gooner Recognition Tips from an Expert

A priceless observation from Sven-Goran Eriksson in the March 2006 edition of FourFourTwo:

“[I]f you go to Arsenal, you can’t say ‘English football’ because at the moment it’s one English player on the pitch. Maybe you can say still it’s European football, northern European football, southern European football, and South American football.  Maybe.”

Paul Canniff

Auguries of the Semis

So the Beeb tells us the blunt facts:

  • The Blues and the Reds face off in the Octagon
  • West Ham takes on whoever straggles out of the Boros/Addicks slapfest on April 12

But give credit to the Telly to show us what it all really means in the bigger picture.

Paul Canniff

FA Cup ThunderDome: Boro vs. Addicks

Two go in.  One comes out.  Nobody cares.

I hope for a Boro victory only because it might help stem the ceaseless tide of baseless claims of near-godlike powers attributed to Alan Curbishley.

UPDATE

Drawn 0-0, there will be a replay on April 12.  At least tomorrow we learn who the winner will face in the semis. No word yet as to why, at the close of play, Curbs did not subsequently circle the planet fast enough to reverse time and help Darren Bent slide that hook in past Mark Schwarzer.

Paul Canniff 

G14, You’ve Been Served!

UEFA lays some smackdown on the footie plutocrats. And Sepp Blatter actually talks sense for once.

Sweet.

Paul Canniff

No silverware for Shearer

The Geordies’ loss to Chelsea yesterday means Alan Shearer will almost certainly end his playing career in Newcastle without a trophy:

Dreams of Shearer ending his playing days with a Stanley Matthews-style happy ending proved unrealistic but Glenn Roeder’s team simply did not have the power to match Jose Mourinho’s double-chasers and they finished the game with 10 men after a harsh red card for Robbie Elliott in the last minute.John Terry scored the only goal in the fourth minute to book the Blues into the last four along with Liverpool, West Ham and either Charlton or Middlesbrough.

Shearer will retire at the end of the season, bringing the curtain down on 10 years as a Newcastle player. He will end it as the club’s all-time record goalscorer, after breaking Geordie legend Jackie Milburn’s long-standing record this season.

But he will not emulate Milburn’s achievement of bringing the FA Cup back to Tyneside. Shearer’s decade in black and white is destined to end in disappointment.

The only silverware he will have to show for one of the greatest careers in the modern era is a lone championship medal with Blackburn in 1995.

Everyone is talking about the manager situation at Newcastle, but I think we should be talking about the chairman situation.  There is simply no excuse for a club of Newcastle’s size and prestige to finish in the bottom half of the table for two consecutive years, and a housecleaning at the top is long overdue.

Damian P.

“Man Bites Dog”: FA Cup Edition

In a refreshing change of pace, management eases up on the gaffer and comes out swinging against the high-priced “talent” on the pitch.

Thanks to the lovely and intelligent kulturzampolits at the CRTC, few of us got to see live Liverpool’s turkey shoot at St. Andrew’s. But we all know it’s the easy reach to blame the manager; David Sullivan may be calling this one right.

Paul Canniff

Good Morning En-Ger-Land!

Some quick hits of the latest news on the manager jobsearch:

  • Guus Hiddink rules himself out of contention, after PSV says they are not amused by his dithering.
  • The FA apparently interviewed the current Portugal coach and mastermind of the Brazilian 2002 victory, “Big Phil” Scolari.
  • The Daily Mirror reports that Sven is set to become the Real Madrid manager after WC06. Becks will positively squeal with delight, no doubt.
  • Despite his protestations otherwise, Steve Bruce might soon be free to send in his resume to the FA. Lord knows Brian Barwick could stand with a good laugh.

Paul Canniff

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